EMPTINESS LIQUIFIED. Virtually indistinguishable from water in almost every respect, but for that this costs money and water is often free. Given the habit of Europeans to drink carbonated water, even the bubbles here (what few there are) cannot come to its distinguishing aid. Admittedly possesses no chokingly negative features, either, but the absence of negatives does not necessarily a positive make. Hail zero.
Served: 33 cl can